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Race REPORT & PICTURES - 04 - Portugal GP (Estoril)

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Portugal GP - Estoril (Sunday, january 6th, 2013) – Race Report, by Sexy Brigadeiro Smile & pictures by Arek Razz

My race was shitty. Most guys had a good and fun race. And I don't have much to say other than CONGRATULATIONS JOE, both for the VICTORY and also for the current lead, both at the Drivers' Championship Table and also for our team at the Constructors' Championship Table - at least I contributed with 10 little points - yay! Razz

Anyway... we have the slide show, the pics and the captions to 'tell' how the race was, so...

'Checkered flag is out and so am I!'
Arek's Slideshow: (Don't be a juvenil! Watch it in HD (720p) and full screen, pliss!)

Estoril Pics:

Arek: What a good beautiful day at Estoril today, a perfect one for the race... bla bla bla... Razz
Sexy: Yes, according to the weather guys, no chance for rain - as in 85... Razz

Arek: Grisu on pole position
Sexy: Oh, those damn 12 year-old girls are screaming for Biebs again - GRRRR!!!...

Arek: A friendly cameraman starts his tough job Razz
Sexy: Someone has to do the dirty work... Rolling Eyes

Arek: Start! Otti takes the lead!
Sexy: When Dildo Boy don't jump start, he usually get pretty good starts!

Arek: Otti takes the first corner in the 1st place!
Sexy: He would've won if it was a 1 corner race! Razz

Arek: Adrian make a huge start passing several cars incuding Tom and Arek fighting each other in T1.
Sexy: White men can't dunk (refference to a 'famous' basketball movie from the early 90's with Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes...), but... kangaroos can jump! Razz

Arek: Where the troubles come Sexy must be there Razz
Sexy: I'm a magnet for race incidents - yay. Evil or Very Mad

Arek: Cueball and Arnoldinhu are having problems...
Sexy: At least it wasn't just me... Razz

Arek: Grisu (3rd) locks his tyres and goes wide losing 11 places!
Sexy: And the dumb Biebs funs were screaming anyway as if it wa a great move by him... well, actually it was... for those 11 other drivers who overtook him - HA! Razz

Arek: ADI (12th) spins and jumps down to the very end.
Sexy: We saw a lot of that in this race...

Arek: lau overtakes Joe on the main straight taking the 3rd place and as it turns out it was worth one place more...
Sexy: Joe was doing the best he could, but in the end it paid off, so that's what really matters! Very Happy

Arek: ...because of connection issue of Denis who had to retire Sad
Sexy: Jah, but no one will fuck his internet as he 'requested'... Shocked

Arek: Jure (13th) misses his braking point, touches Tony's car and spins.
Sexy: one of the most annoying ways to spin - I HATE when that happens to me...

Arek: Arek (5th) tries to overtake Adrian but goes wide one turn later losing 4 places...
Sexy: What to expect from you, Juvenil?! Razz

Arek: soutie has an impresive begining of the race, starting as 10th finds out in the 7th place. Here he atempts to pass Luft in fight for the 6th place. He does it a while later on the main straight.
Sexy: Actually he started as 19th, I guess...

Arek: Top 3: Otti, lau and Joe McLaggen.
Sexy: Nice matchup! Smile

Arek: Arek overtakes Sven and takes the 8th place.
Sexy: There's only 1 person who is a bigger juvenil than you, Arek (and it's not me)... Rolling Eyes

Arek: A moment later another fight between those teams. This time Cueball take his advantage after Blackfox's mistake and jumps up to 9th place behind his teammate.
Sexy: Cue actually had a pretty good and consistent race!

Arek: Adrian (4th) had a very good begining but is getting slower and gets a tail from Tom Mckay and soutie.
Sexy: It seems that kangaroos get tired after jumping too much... Razz

Arek: Hard battle between soutie and Tom. soutie passes Tom on the long straight but he doesn't remain indebt to him saving his 5th place.
Sexy: Another good (and always a little tense) battle!

Arek: Another atemtpt and finally soutie gets it.
Sexy: Good job from both drivers!

Arek: But few seconds later hits Adrian into his back and crashes. It's not possible to recover quickly due to other cars coming up from behind so he drops down to the 13th place!
Sexy: Seems his recovery race hit the 'restart' button... Razz

Arek: Otti makes a mistake and lau steals the 1st place!
Sexy: Yes, lau is a criminal, since he works for the mafia, right?! Twisted Evil

Arek: Crazy draft under the pit wall. Adrian (4th), Luft_inspektor, Arek and Cueball. Tough life of that friendly cameraman... Luft overtakes Tom taking the 5th place right behind Adrian.
Sexy: I think the camera man is dead. He hasn't moved since the start of the race... pale

Arek: "You will never walk alone" says the sign over the screen on Cueball's helmet. Seems like it's right Razz Cueball overtakes Tom and takes his 6th place.
Sexy: Cue is a prophet... Maybe he should write "Sexy Will Win ALL The Races Until The End Of Times" on his helmet for the next season... Very Happy

Arek: One corner later side by side battle between Arek and Sven who make pass by the outside.
Sexy: I may reconsider what I said about someone being more juvenil than you... scratch

LAP 10
Arek: Arek revenges on the main straight. Sven makes mistake getting a slide and Grisu takes the 9th place.
Sexy: Ok, forget what I've just said right above... Razz

LAP 11
Arek: Leaders: lau and Otti in the pits. Meanwhile we got interesting battle accross the pit wall between Cueball Tom and Arek followed by Grisu.
Sexy: Lots of action on the track and on the pits - Bernie is happy with the TV audience ratings!...

LAP 11
Arek: Tom and Cueball are battling very hard in T1. Arek takes his chance passing them both by the inside!
Sexy: Nah, it was just luck!... Razz

LAP 11
Arek: But makes a mistake and isn't able to stay on the track, losing place for Tom who goes to the pit on the next lap. Grisu takes his chance and overtakes Cueball.
Sexy: I was saying... Very Happy

LAP 13
Arek: Joe McLaggen (1st) in the pits. He rejoins behind lau and Otti.
Sexy: The team worked well, as always! Joe kept doing his part on track! Arriba, Muchacho!!! Smile

LAP 13
Arek: Cueball has a long pit stop and loses his good place in the top 10.
Sexy: That was not a pit stop. That was Cueball performing his newest magic trick: F1 car levitation! affraid

LAP 14
Arek: lau overtakes Grisu who took the lead because of his 1 stop strategy (hasn't pited yet).
Sexy: Careful with his fans, lau... they can kill you and all of the mafia in the blink of an eye! Twisted Evil

LAP 14
Arek: After his pit stop Arek found out behind Sven so he had to overtake him once again Smile
Sexy: Was it THAT hard?... Razz

LAP 15
Arek: lau overtakes Adrian and takes the 1st place. A while later Adrian gets in the pits.
Sexy: I thought you've just said lau got the lead when he overtook Girus... Now I'm confused! Bad, bad, reporter! Razz

LAP 15
Arek: Joe passes soutie in battle for the 5th place.
Sexy: Don't mess with El Muchacho Suaaaaaaaave!!! Cool

LAP 16
Arek: Otti overtakes Grisu who was having very worn tyres and takes the 2nd place.
Sexy: Biebs tyres were zombies - meaning they were dead since a long time ago already!..

LAP 16
Arek: After the pit stop Adrian found out behind Sven. He managed to pass him but later he made a mistake...
Sexy: Oh, come on, Kangaroo Kid!... Don't embarrass yourself like that!... Razz

LAP 17
Arek: Arek (8th) spins.
Sexy: See?! Now THIS is a professional way to embarrass yourself - whatch and learn, kid(s)!!! Very Happy

LAP 18
Arek: Nice move by Joe and Grisu is overtaken once again.
Sexy: It's like stealing candy from a kid... literally...

LAP 18
Arek: ADI vs Sven. Battle for the 8th place.
Sexy: ADI is getting better in each GP, now that he is re-adapting to use a wheel... Smile

LAP 19
Arek: Adrian has some troubles again and spins two times in a row... He loses chances for a good result. Grisu and soutie rejoins the track afetr their pit stops.
Sexy: Well, as Adrian said himself after the race... he should've practiced a little bit more to it... Razz

LAP 22
Arek: Joe overtakes Otti in the battle for P1! Meanwhile lau rejoins the track after his pit stops in the 3rd place.
Sexy: Once again Joe was doing a pretty good job, but lau has fresh new tyres now and is coming back to the fight...

LAP 23
Arek: Otti has a small "adventure" after rejoining the track. Lapped Tony wanted to race! Very Happy
Sexy: Tony wa also out of luck in this race. In the practice sessions, his PB was actually better than mine - keep it up, mate! Smile

LAP 24
Arek: Luft_inspektor (3rd) goes to the pits. Then gets back on the track behind his biggest oponent during this race Tom. He was faster but couldn't get him before the finish line.
Sexy: Always good battles between these former teammates! Smile

LAP 24
Arek: ADI afetr a very bad begining found himself in a very high 4th place due to very good pace he had! But here Otti overtakes him having fresh tyres.
Sexy: Nice pic! The cars look pretty real in this one - and oce again, note that both teams actually have the same 3D model... Smile

LAP 25
Arek: After his pit stop he dumped down and had a little fight with his former teammate Sexy Brigadeiro.
Sexy: I wouldn't call that a 'fight'... first because it was as friendly as it could be. And I knew he was faster, so there was nothing I could do. I gave him as room as I could to let him pass and I even made a mistake and went off track by going out of my ideal race line... I know, I know... 'good job!', right?... Neutral

LAP 30
Arek: lau the leader in the pits (drops down to 5th)
Sexy: I like how nothing interesting happened in the last 5 laps... Razz

LAP 30
Arek: Hard battle between soutie and Grisu. soutie was trying to pass through several laps trying to get an advantage from his fresher tyres but finally comes to the contact and Grisu loses his 3rd place.
Sexy: Some homework to the Stewards...

LAP 31
Arek: Arek overtakes Blackfox taking the 9th place. Unfortunately to Ferrari team Black wasn't able to keep his scoring position and loses it for Cueball.
Sexy: Don't try to hide the sad fact that there were some team orders involved... Someone said they listened something on Black's team radio like 'Juvenil is faster than you. Can you confirm this message?'...

LAP 34
Arek: Double duel. Joe McLaggen overtakes Otti and takes the lead! In the background lau fight vs soutie.
Sexy: I lost the counting of how many times 'Joe got the lead' in this race... Razz

LAP 34
Arek: And here is how it ends up. It comes to the contact too but lau makes a mistake and goes wide. soutie keeps his 3rd place.
Sexy: Million dollar question: Race incident, or personal mistake?!... Rolling Eyes

Arek: Otti lost three places half lap to go being overtaken by soutie, lau and Grisu!
Sexy: Well, at least these are a few less things on Dildo Boy's ass... Razz

Arek: Joe McLaggen wins the Portugal GP!!!
Sexy: 'And he looks super on camera!' (says the cameraman...) Rolling Eyes - GREAT JOB, JOE!!! Very Happy

Arek: soutie is 2nd!
Sexy: From penultimate to 2nd... jah... not bad... Smile

Arek: Otti finishes as 3rd!
Sexy: I guess you've been drinking water from the toilet again, Arek... LAU was actually the 3rd place... (Otti was 5th) - SEU JUVENIIIIIIIL!!! Razz

Arek: No, wait!... lau actually finishes as 3rd!
Sexy: NOW you're right! Very Happy
For ALL the pointers and Championship standings, just take a look below!!! Senna


1Joe McLaggen(McLaren)25 points
2soutie(RBR)18 points
3lau(Jaguar)15 points
4Grisu(Williams)12 points
5Otti(Brawn)10 points
6T McKay(Renault)8 points
7Luft_inspektor(Jordan)6 points
8ADI(Jaguar)4 points
9Arek(Ferrari)2 points
10cueballUK(Toyota)1 point


1McLaren25 points
2Jaguar19 points
3RBR18 points
4Williams12 points
5Brawn10 points
6Renault8 points
7Jordan6 points
8Ferrari2 points
9Toyota1 point

1Joe62 points(+3)
2soutie61 points(-1)
3lau56 points(-1)
4Grisu52 points(-1)
5Arek29 points(+1)
6Sven28 points(-1)
7Adrian24 points
8raikkO14 points
9Denis12 pointsTIE BREAKER: best finish pos.: 4th
10Tom12 points(+4)TIE BREAKER: best finish pos.: 6th, 8th & 14th
11ADI12 pointsTIE BREAKER: best finish pos.: 6th, 8th & 17th
12Luft12 pointsTIE BREAKER: best finish pos.: 7th
13Sexy10 points(-3)TIE BREAKER: best finish pos.: 5th & 12th
14Otti10 points(+8)TIE BREAKER: best finish pos.: 5th & 19th
15Alex5 points(-2)
16Bober2 points(-1)
17Cue1 point(+1)TIE BREAKER: best finish pos.: 10th & 11th
18Arnie1 point(-2)TIE BREAKER: best finish pos.: 10th & 13th
19Jure1 point(-2)TIE BREAKER: best finish pos.: 10th & 17th
20Black0 points(-1)TIE BREAKER: best finish pos.: 12th & 12th
21Wallace0 points(-1)TIE BREAKER: best finish pos.: 12th & 18th
22Jack0 points(-1)TIE BREAKER: best finish pos.: 17th & 19th
23Tony0 points(+1)TIE BREAKER: best finish pos.: 17th & 20th
24Veefour0 points(-1)TIE BREAKER: best finish pos.: 19th
25Kurt0 pointsTIE BREAKER: best finish pos.: 20th
26Backmarker0 pointsTIE BREAKER: best finish pos.: 21st
27Dead0 pointsTIE BREAKER: best finish pos.: N/A

* - 'tie breaker' = best finish position (in case of a new tie, the next best finish position - and so on...)


1McLaren72 points(+1)
2Jaguar68 points(-1)
3RBR61 points
4Williams52 points
5Ferrari29 points(+1)TIE BREAKER: best finish pos.: 3rd (Arek)
6Toyota29 points(-1)TIE BREAKER: best finish pos.: 4th (Sven)
7BMW Sauber24 points
8Brawn15 points(+4)
9Force India14 points(-1)TIE BREAKER: best finish pos.: 4th (Denis)
10STR14 points(-1)TIE BREAKER: best finish pos.: 5th (raikkO)
11Renault13 pointsTIE BREAKER: best finish pos.: 6th (Tom)
12Jordan13 points(-2)TIE BREAKER: best finish pos.: 7th (Luft)
NEXT RACE: MONACO GP, at Monte Carlo, january 13th, 2013

FULL CALENDAR <--- Click here!.. Rolling Eyes

Last edited by Sexy Brigadeiro on 10th January 2013, 3:37 am; edited 3 times in total


I'm sorry for my mistakes. I was having some issues while taking those pictures/making captions to them. I wanted to do that in the best possible quality of graphics so I set everything as FULL and almost every time I was pressing ctr+esc do get back to Windows to make a caption for a picture I just took in notepad my games was crashing or showing strange things on the replay as sky instead of tarmac, no wheels, no shadowds etc so even when the game didn't carsh at all i had to launch everything once again from the begining...

I lost a lot of time because of that shit but I wanted to have an excelent quality on the pictures. Then i decided to write everything on damn small sheet of paper I got with me. When I finished I didn't know whats going on at all becase of the mess which was coming out from that damn sheet Razz As I said it was small and when I didn't have more place to write I was doing everything to add some more then in free spaces between lines. One big mess. I trashed this shit right after I rewrited everything (as I thought it was everything) to the notepad but then it turned of that some captions were missing Razz

I started pretty late and I finished all that work like 4am (I made the slideshow as well at the end) I didn't know what was going then at all. I saw Otti was weaving on the finish line and I thought he passed Lau after his adventage with Soutie and finished 3rd Razz

Anyway, seems like it had to be like that Razz I'm sorry to Lau for not taking a picture of his 3rd place Sad

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I just saw the replay again and it was lapped Alex Hill in same car as Otti who finished in front of Lau. I thought it was him. I don't know why but hud showed Lau as 4th while taking the last corner. SO that was the reason I thought that was Otti in front of him and then I took the picture of him crossing the finish line and crashing his ass same time. What a mess head wall

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Fixed! Surprised

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Liar. Admit it. You've been drinking toilet water. Twisted Evil

Nice report guys!

As for practicing, so far I've done two laps of Monaco and my times are in the 1:16s. Looks like I'm gonna be a HRT once again. Very Happy

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perfect pics and comments once again Smile

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Very good job Smile

Race driving is like trying to thread a needle while running from a saber tooth tiger.

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If "Maya Internet" is the name of Dennis's hot woman boss,i would like to step up and help him elephant

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great pictures! but where is the report?

very good rp

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